Real Tweets from Real People: Justin Bieber’s DUI Arrest

Delusional, self-entitled POS Justin Bieber was arrested early Thursday morning for a DUI and drag racing in Miami. According to People.com, Bieber apparently asked the arresting cop, "Why the f— are you doing this?" He also later admitted to smoking pot earlier in the evening, while mixing that with alcohol and prescription drugs.

Look, I like mixing alcohol and prescription drugs as much as the next person but I usually do it at home, alone, crying. I don't go drag racing after. You know why the cop was FUCKING doing "this," Bieber? Because your ass deserved it. He's lucky he didn't hurt or kill someone but per usual, all he can think about is himself because his enablers don't seem to care what he does and long as they continue to have access to this 19-year old no-talent ass clown.

UnBELIEBABLY, #FreeBieber was trending on Twitter as his delusional fan base started tweeting out ridiculous piles of vomit in his defense:

Yeah, okay, not a genius, but okay.

You're right, you do need him… to remind you of what NOT to become.

Oh, there's more. So much more.

Keep that up, and that could be a valid question you'll be asking someday.

Child, if that is all it really takes to break your heart, get ready for a lifetime of agony.

Your heart goes out to JUSTIN'S family? They are all incredibly lucky he did not kill himself or someone else. They got off easy, yo.

Overdramatic, much?

Now we're just veering off the rails.

Thank you.

Gawd. I fear for the future, I really do. Luckily, there was at least one voice of reason:

Seriously. He should consider himself a lucky dude.

What's most alarming is the number of people who don't think Justin did anything wrong, including the Biebs himself.

About Reva Friedel

Reva is a staff writer for Awful Announcing and the AP Party. She lives in Orange County and roots for zero California teams.

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