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I Wanna Marry ‘Harry’ Episodes 5-8 Recap: Bitches be crazy

To the surprise of no one, this train wreck of a show was cancelled shortly after I posted my Episode 4 recap. I wasn’t upset over the actual cancellation so much as how much time and effort I put in to these recaps and there was no way I couldn’t watch the rest of the […]

I Wanna Marry ‘Harry’ Episode 4 recap: Ding dong! The witch is dead

Before we get to this week’s recap, I’d like to point out something I’ve noticed, and this is how little publicity this show is getting on gossip rags such as People.com and US Weekly. The same sites that devote pages to the Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, 16 & Pregnant, Teen Mom’s 1-100, The Real Housewives […]

‘I Wanna Marry Harry’ Episode 2 Recap: Bitch, Please

I was really debating with myself about what to do with this recap. I watched episode two online Wednesday night when I was exhausted and took the following notes: Drink every time they say “fairy tale,” and the next thing you know, you will wake up days later in a gutter next to Lindsay Lohan’s […]

Meet the 12 dumbest people on the planet

During American Idol on Wednesday night, Fox released a promo for a new reality show, I Wanna Marry Harry, in which 12 “unsuspecting” ladies are tricked into believing they actually have a shot at marrying Prince Harry. Via E! Online: Fact: I Wanna Marry Harry is going to be the summer TV season’s most-talked about new […]

Armageddon = Lindsay Lohan Reality Show on OWN

Six-time rehab failure Lindsay Lohan has apparently landed an eight-part reality series on the Oprah Winfrey Network, of all places.  Via People.com: It's a sneak peek picture to promote the eight-part reality series, called Lindsay, premiering on OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network Sunday, March 9. The network promises an "honest, no-holds-barred account," of the 27-year-old actress's […]

Real Tweets from Real People: Canada Doesn’t Want Bieber Back

Yesterday, we brought you some crazy tweets from Belibers begging for Justin Bieber to be sprung from the clink. And he was. While #FreeBieber and other nauseating hashtags began trending, we also saw #DeportBieber pop up as those of us fed up with his antics tried to offload him back to his native Canada. Well, […]

Real Tweets from Real People: Justin Bieber’s DUI Arrest

Delusional, self-entitled POS Justin Bieber was arrested early Thursday morning for a DUI and drag racing in Miami. According to People.com, Bieber apparently asked the arresting cop, "Why the f— are you doing this?" He also later admitted to smoking pot earlier in the evening, while mixing that with alcohol and prescription drugs. Look, I like […]

Sleepless in Austin: Smackdown

By now, we’ve all been exposed to the gem that is “Sleepless in Austin,” otherwise known as THE MOST OFFENSIVE PERSON ON THE PLANET. Romeo Rose, which please tell me is a fake name, has the most worrisome and asinine dating requirements on the planet. He seems genuinely surprised that he hasn’t had a girlfriend […]

Dating web sites: from “yes” to “don’t even bother”

Online dating is a proverbial land mine. Some people claim it still has a negative stigma, others swear by it and/or have met their current significant others because of one. I fall somewhere in the middle: don't think about the stigma, but haven't had success either. But I've tried my fair share of sites (though […]

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