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‘Celebrity Apprentice’ recap: The cat fights continue

There were a few weird things about this week’s Celebrity Apprentice. The first is that I watched it twice (I KNOW) and feel like I have less to say about the actual tasks and more about the remaining contestants. Secondly, out of nowhere (that we’ve seen, who knows how much has been edited out), Vivica […]

‘Celebrity Apprentice’ recap: Put it AWAY, Geraldo

Before we get into this week’s Celebrity Apprentice recap, which again featured back-to-back episodes, let me warn you that Geraldo walks around in his underwear, and if my retinas had to be burned and I had to be scarred for life in general, then you too will have to suffer the same fate! The first […]

‘Celebrity Apprentice’ recap: Don’t mess with The Donald

After the two-hour premiere of Celebrity Apprentice on Sunday, Monday featured back-to-back episodes that brought to light a few things: 1) Geraldo is a FUCKING jackass. 2) You cannot outsmart Donald Trump. 3) Donald’s son Eric is better looking than Donald Jr. Also, I have a girl crush on Ivanka. So now, let’s get to […]

‘Celebrity Apprentice’ recap: The premiere

The two-hour premiere episode of NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice debuted on Sunday night, with an additional two episodes airing Monday. We’re going to recap the premiere below, with Monday’s episodes coming later this week. Before we get to the episode, here is a rundown of the cast: Brandi Glanville, 42 Geraldo Rivera, 71 Gilbert Gottfried, 59 […]

Taking on the ‘Love Actually’ haters

Love Actually. There is an ongoing joke with some of my friends about how I’m so obsessed with this movie that I’ll watch it year-round, even though it’s clearly a holiday movie that is only watchable from the day after Thanksgiving until New Year’s or some such asinine rule that I never follow. (Sorry, Courtney, […]

Kristin Cavallari talks shit about women talking shit

I never watched The Hills or Laguna Beach, but rumor has it that Kristin Cavallari was the resident bitch on those shows. No matter how well she can dish it out, she apparently doesn’t like shit talkers. Unfortunately for her, she has had to deal with them in droves this fall, since she is married […]

The newest installment of NBC’s ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ is here

Last week, NBC announced the new cast of Celebrity Apprentice — the seventh season featuring celebs and 14th overall — that will premiere on Jan. 4, 2015. The lineup is interesting, to say the least. And apparently, during an appearance on Today, host Donald Trump alluded to this cast hating each other more than on […]

Monica Lewinsky joined Twitter and the trolls came out in droves

Monica Lewinsky spoke today at the Forbes Under 30 Summit in Philadelphia. In preparation, she joined Twitter with one simple tweet: Her purpose now is to speak out against cyber bullying. She is, perhaps, the first known victim of it, an intern who suffered world-wide humiliation and has literally not been seen or heard from […]

‘The Unauthorized Saved By the Bell Story’: Not exciting, just scary

Okay, I have no idea what I just watched. But let’s be honest: My expectations for The Unauthorized Saved By the Bell Story were pretty low to begin with because nothing of quality has even run on Lifetime since it lost its syndication rights of the Golden Girls to the Hallmark Channel.  I also already […]

A ‘Full House’ revival is in the works

Yesterday, when I saw on EW.com that a Full House revival was in the works, I stood up and screamed, HAVE MERCY! (Okay, not really, maybe just in my head). But here are the details: “The show’s creator Jeff Franklin would pen the potential revival, with original executive producer Bob Boyett also on board. Castmembers […]

Yes, really — Lindsay Lohan is writing a memoir

Lindsay Lohan, the 28-year-old who looks 58 years old, and professional rehab dropout who occasionally acts (like a moron) is apparently working on a memoir. Lohan is about to begin rehearsals for her theatrical debut in David Mamet’s Speed-The-Plow and gave a somewhat lengthy and nonsensical interview to the Daily Mail last week. Before we go any […]

Today’s edition of WTF: Kim Kardashian is publishing a book of selfies

I wasn’t sure whether to file this under “How does this shit get published,” “Who would spend $20 on said shit,” “Why is a book of selfies a thing,” or “Why is Kim Kardashian’s book of selfies three-hundred-and-fifty-fucking-two pages?” I’d honestly be more comfortable putting $20 in a trash can and lighting it on fire […]

When Facebook goes down, people call 911

On Friday, there was a Facebook outage for a short period in the morning. And some people called 911. Seriously. Listen, I’m as anxious as the next person to see whether or not my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend is prettier than me or not, but Facebook going down IS NOT A LEGITIMATE REASON TO CALL 911! […]

Ranking Weird Al Yankovic’s 8 new videos

Starting last week, “Weird Al Yankovic” vaulted back in to our hearts, releasing a new album and the brilliant music videos that made him famous. Mandatory Fun is his first album in three years and does not disappoint. We wanted to do a ranking of the best Weird Al parodies to date, but literally everyone has […]

Kanye West’s GQ interview reaches new levels of delusion

GQ’s July issue has a Q & A feature with Kanye West. The interview is so deluded, I briefly considered that the issue wasn’t the interview, but actually my English comprehension skills. But no, really, I think I choose that both the questions and answers are so asinine, I would like to dissect them here […]

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