Fangs for the memories: Where did ‘True Blood’ go wrong?

This final season of True Blood has felt akin to watching an accountant balance a ledger. Each character and plot thread is being treated as an open account that needs to be squared before the end of the month. It feels very safe, comfortable, predictable, and frankly has not been very interesting to watch. Even […]

Watching the 2014 VMAs, AKA the Friendship VMAs

The MTV Video Music Awards are a unique phenomenon in the age of Twitter: It’s like having every celebrity scandal of the year happen all within the span of two hours, and also someone occasionally sings or something. AP Party columnists like myself and Samantha Murray unabashedly love this annual festival of complete nonsense and sometimes shockingly […]

Ranking the fake films of ‘Seinfeld’

It’s happened to all of us: You’re watching an episode of Seinfeld where they mention going to see a movie and you think to yourself, “Man, that sounds like something I’d actually want to see.” The fake movies in Seinfeld usually sound better than what’s actually playing in real theaters. But how would you rank […]

Tim Hortons paints it black to promote dark roast coffee

The market for retail coffee service among consumers is a fierce one, so bold moves often seem necessary to stand out from the competition. As Canada’s largest fast food operator, Tim Hortons might not need to take drastic measures to attract people to their coffee, doughnuts and lunch menu. However, that didn’t stop the restaurant […]

Video: Lost Nicolas Cage Superman film is getting a documentary

Some of you may know this, but many others might not: Nicolas Cage almost played Superman. The movie, titled Superman Lives, was being developed by director Tim Burton with a projected 1998 release. Characters and costumes were designed. Locations were scouted out. But by 2000, the production was dead. There were rumors of script changes, budget concerns […]

Yes, really — Lindsay Lohan is writing a memoir

Lindsay Lohan, the 28-year-old who looks 58 years old, and professional rehab dropout who occasionally acts (like a moron) is apparently working on a memoir. Lohan is about to begin rehearsals for her theatrical debut in David Mamet’s Speed-The-Plow and gave a somewhat lengthy and nonsensical interview to the Daily Mail last week. Before we go any […]

‘The Knick’ and Clive Owen give us TV’s newest antihero

Cinemax’s new series, The Knick, wastes no time in establishing that its main character, Dr. John Thackery (Clive Owen) is TV’s newest antihero, someone you may not be entirely comfortable rooting for as the series progresses. The show opens in 1900 New York City with Thackery in an opium den, and just to remind you […]

Video: Enjoy the Dancing Groot scene from ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’

We can all agree that this has been a terrible week, right? Between Robin Williams’ death, massive flooding in Detroit and the awful situation in Ferguson, we’ve been reminded just how awful the world can be. Little moments of joy like Baby Groot dancing in Guardians of the Galaxy can help break up the misery, if […]

Take a Look at Surprise Album, Michael!

Arrested Development star Michael Cera quietly released a solo album, true that, on Bandcamp last week. This lo-fi endeavor is mostly instrumental, and includes a cover of Blaze Foley’s “Clay Pigeons” that is sure to make listeners Google, “Blaze Foley.” Cera has performed in the past with groups Mister Heavenly and The Long Goodbye, and […]

Today’s edition of WTF: Kim Kardashian is publishing a book of selfies

I wasn’t sure whether to file this under “How does this shit get published,” “Who would spend $20 on said shit,” “Why is a book of selfies a thing,” or “Why is Kim Kardashian’s book of selfies three-hundred-and-fifty-fucking-two pages?” I’d honestly be more comfortable putting $20 in a trash can and lighting it on fire […]

Video: Adrien Brody as ‘Houdini’ in trailer for History Channel miniseries

I think it’s amazing that a movie about legendary escape artist and magician Harry Houdini hasn’t been made yet. But maybe performers like David Blaine and Criss Angel satisfied the appetite for such stunts. And movies like Christopher Nolan’s The Prestige and Neil Burger’s The Illusionist (both of which came out in 2006) told stories somewhat […]

Video: Conan O’Brien shares news of Robin Williams’ death during show

Like just about everyone plugged into media last night, Conan O’Brien was stunned to learn of Robin Williams’ death. But most of us processing the news didn’t have to do so while taping a late-night talk show. That’s the unfortunate position O’Brien, co-host Andy Richter and guest Will Arnett were in Monday night, literally breaking […]

J.J. Abrams teases mysterious hand for ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

Star Wars: Episode VII director J.J. Abrams has been mischievous with his reveals of anything from the set or any hints as to the movie’s story. When rumors and photos of the Millennium Falcon were circulating around the internet, Abrams released a photo with a note saying he wished people would stop making such claims. But […]

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